Who are you, King Farouk???

Where to start, where to start today.....So much to bitch about. First off, what am I your mother?? People I work with - If you use the last cup in the plastic sleeve, how about throwing it out into the garbage instead of leaving it on the counter? I think there are two of you cause there are two plastic sleeves....also, if you spill, how about just wiping up a little. Yea, I'm not sure if you noticed but your mom or housekeeper is not here at the office. Okay, just stop it.

Then this is to the moron who is from indiana and driving 20 miles under the speed limit and driving on the line so that she blocked two lanes of traffic.....if driving in the snow freaks you out so much, STAY THE HELL HOME!!! CALL IN SICK!!! CALL IN STUPID!!! I DON'T CARE JUST STAY OFF THE ROAD!! Not only was it not necessary to go so slowly as the roads were completely navigatable (just sloppy) but to then ride the line so that no one could get around you, WHAT THE?????? I hope you ate the lastest product that our panel is testing that is causing them so much gas/discomfort/butt explosions and are stuck on a very slow moving train. Maybe you will think twice about being an idiot. HEY!! Do you work here??? Are YOU the one leaving the plastic sleeves on the counter??????

Email chain letters!!(&)($#*()^&*(!*(&^

I absolutely positively hate email chain letters. These are a bit more despicable than regular mail chain letters as they are no work at all to forward. At least if you mailed a chain letter you had to extend some effort but with the email you just click and forward. I either have to tell you that god has found his way to my community or read a schmaltzy story then forward or my tits will fall off, my vagina will drop 12 inches and that is just the beginning of my ills. I got one recently that told me that starting tomorrow I will have a horrible day. No shit sherlock!! I have a kid with the flu, a filthy house to clean up, shopping to do, fitting in some work, taking care of my mom's apartment and get the oil changed in my car.

Anyway, the case is that suggestions to the subconscious are very strong. What I choose to do when I delete these things (I'm getting pretty good at determining what they are by the subject line and DELETE!) is to tell myself that tomorrow is going to be a GREAT day cause I have power over my own luck. Luck is not something that just happens but something that you create. So today, instead of forwarding the latest email chain letter and annoying my nearest, dearest and those unfortunate to have their email address in my box, I am going to be pleasant, caring and do what I can to make this day a good day for everyone to get some good karma back.....even if it flippin' kills me.