Thursday, January 10, 2008

Well its been awhile

And my kvetch is at myself. I've gotten so caught up in kvetching about the world and those in it that I've not had time to blog my kvetch. Bad on me. There is certainly plenty to kvetch about. I guess instead of spewing the negative energy out of my system, I've kept it in to become an internal combustion engine fueling my anger, hostility and displeasure. What a wonderful thing, eh? Well that is going to stop as I need to spew forth and make the rest of you as miserable as me! My kvetch today is an entirely personal one and it is the guy with the umbrella getting off the train. He must have sensed I was horny cause as he disembarked from the train he took his umbrella (which did not need to be in full upright umbrella position as it was not raining) and without thinking that it was a large golf umbrella and that there were people behind him (I mean he was in a crowd, this would be called paying attention) he stabbed it right behind him and into my hooohaw several times. You would think the first time he would notice that he made contact and looked behind him to apologize, however the 2nd and 3rd time (as I yelped and tried to manuever myself out of the way of the offending appendage) I can only guess that this was his equivalent of foreplay. Well my dear sir, next time a glass of wine, some cheese and then we can talk.

1 comment:

complain away said...

LOL. This post made me howl, and is way better than your "anger, hostility and displeasure."

Kvetch away at me anytime!