Prince Albert - not in the can

So, here is my kvetch today. Why can't I have huge crushes on people who others can understand why? I have an ENORMOUS crush, always have, on Prince Albert of Monaco. Prince Albert young, Prince Albert older, probabably even Prince Albert ancient will still trip my trigger. Just watched him on a tv show and was drooooooling. Would pass up brad pitt, george clooney, daniel craig....unless they could introduce me to Prince Albert!!! Ugh!!!!!! I am this close to putting his picture up in my bedroom poster sized. Writing his name on my hand, writing over and over and over "mrs. prince albert of monaco". "Dimples of Monaco". Your royal dimples, beloved of Prince Albert of Monaco. He looks like one of the bankers that I take the train with into the city....and man, yes, I do have lacivious thoughts about everyone of them. So clean, so tidy, so brooked brothered......ah..................arrgghh!!!