This is my first ever blog. I wanted to find a place to go to every morning and just burn off all the little piddly irritating things that happen so that I can go on with my day. A mental offloading of that very heavy backpack you have been carrying around.
Today's is dedicated to the woman, who was answering an email on her blackberry while she was going through a revolving door. She stopped in midrevolve to type/send email/read - who knows - causing those of us in the sections behind her to bang into the door......and then turned to give us a dirty look.....
Thank you miss blackberry - have a good day!!
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Daily (okay, mostly daily) po-em. Maybe kvetchy, maybe not
9/6/08
Whats so funny bout peaceloveandunderstanding
Elvis costello once asked.
Nothing but the fact the people don't know this
its with what we are tasked.
8/8/09
Pissed off at all those stupid folks
They act like sheep just human jokes
They think they know a thing or two
But will not listen if their not you.
7/29/09
College bills, mortgage bills, visa and amex
Pants are too tight wishin I had on spandex
Moaning and groaning but not in a good way
Hoping to drink and forgot my long to-day.
7/28/09
the best laid plans aren't always so
there could be injury to head and toe
to keep you calm just state your place
mercy grace........mercy grace
7/26/09
money money its just stuff
some folks never get enuff
I have lots and that is the prob
That its all debt - heres to my job!
6/14/09
Time is so short for some of us
Our personal hourglass less full
Precious is what we have right now
Honor the people you love.
2/26/08
This is a day where crankiness reigns
Just like Farouk wasting seats on trains
Or driving slow making my anger surge
Little Indiana girl I wish you the scourge
2/8/08
Stop putting your stuff in my box
and threatening me with the pox
Keep your luck to yourself
Your bad news on the shelf
I no longer believe in hard knocks.
1/28/08
Red and sore and icky to see
A pimple now its right on me
Its under the nose and makes me sad
But there is one thing of which I'm glad
Even tho it burns, causes much upset
It's better here then where I'm wet.
1/26/08
Is prince albert in the can
You know to me he is the man
I'd cook and clean and be so nice
I'd do that even more than twice
If he should spy my unhappiness
I know he'd make me his princess
But sad to say probably more for he
I'll be his dreamn not meant to be
1/13/08
Some wine some jewels, romance for me please
My prior persona was all but a tease
I come to find now as the days grow more open
It is going to take more than the words that are spoken.
1/10/08
oh me oh my but I'm not that way
for a stranger to poke me in the hay
I need a drink some chips and lox
before you get to touch my crotch.
10/21/07
I don't have stuff that you'll desire, no pool
My car isn't nifty, won't make me look cool
No posh address or trips that are haughty
However I'm fun and perhaps a bit naughty
I'll not have that easy retirement, no golf
I will be the old chick who parties her ass off
So don't be expecting no prada, no mercedes
You've a better chance of snow fall in hades.
10/19/07
Wow there has been no po-em for all to see
I guess theres been a lack of creativi-tee
My head must be muddled and in the sand
My fingers distended cant type for the hand
I'll have to change this sorry state of being
Grab the muses of po that is now fleeing
Oh what the hell I'll lets just keep the flow
Cause my head from my ass I just don't know.
10/07/07
My oh my what is wrong with me
totally unkevtchy how can that be?
Life seems fine and right and good
All right here in the neighborhood.
10/5/07
Creepy little ugly things there upon the shelf
I'll light a match, set them afire all by myself
I hate their eyes their nose and the lopy way they walk
I'm sure that they would hate me to if only they could talk
10/4/07
There once was a self centered laddie
That never did care you were saddie
Its all about him
Might care for a whim
But stopped cause he's busy - thats baddie
9/25/07
There once was a driver from H.E.
Who got stuck in traffic no tee hee
she swore and got pailer
sounded just like a sailor
And hoped it won't show up on T.V.
9/23/07
My unders are up my butt most steathily
I'll need a forcept to get them out healthily
I'm hoping that I'm causing no damage or strife
The bits down there are a big part of my life
I am shy cause I'm wearing a thong most the time
Those unders start out in your butt, so sublime!
No wrangle nor wrestling nor fighting for space
Your thong is right there not all over the place.
Today I tried wearing some panties unordinare
They had full hind coverage some fabric to spare
The experiment tho wise was not happy in end
It got all bunched up and I spotted a trend.
At the library the stacks were my place of retreat
I stuck my hand in, grabbed them out of my seat
Moving on to the future I'm taking great care
To always wear the floss kind of dainty underwear
9/22/07
No haircut for me today
Unless lots of cash I would pay
decided on nyet
not even a set
Supercuts here I come hiphurray
9/21/07
There once was a blogger named Tos
Who thinks at some times hope is loss
she started to write
snd occasionally bite
To show that on her grows no moss
Whats so funny bout peaceloveandunderstanding
Elvis costello once asked.
Nothing but the fact the people don't know this
its with what we are tasked.
8/8/09
Pissed off at all those stupid folks
They act like sheep just human jokes
They think they know a thing or two
But will not listen if their not you.
7/29/09
College bills, mortgage bills, visa and amex
Pants are too tight wishin I had on spandex
Moaning and groaning but not in a good way
Hoping to drink and forgot my long to-day.
7/28/09
the best laid plans aren't always so
there could be injury to head and toe
to keep you calm just state your place
mercy grace........mercy grace
7/26/09
money money its just stuff
some folks never get enuff
I have lots and that is the prob
That its all debt - heres to my job!
6/14/09
Time is so short for some of us
Our personal hourglass less full
Precious is what we have right now
Honor the people you love.
2/26/08
This is a day where crankiness reigns
Just like Farouk wasting seats on trains
Or driving slow making my anger surge
Little Indiana girl I wish you the scourge
2/8/08
Stop putting your stuff in my box
and threatening me with the pox
Keep your luck to yourself
Your bad news on the shelf
I no longer believe in hard knocks.
1/28/08
Red and sore and icky to see
A pimple now its right on me
Its under the nose and makes me sad
But there is one thing of which I'm glad
Even tho it burns, causes much upset
It's better here then where I'm wet.
1/26/08
Is prince albert in the can
You know to me he is the man
I'd cook and clean and be so nice
I'd do that even more than twice
If he should spy my unhappiness
I know he'd make me his princess
But sad to say probably more for he
I'll be his dreamn not meant to be
1/13/08
Some wine some jewels, romance for me please
My prior persona was all but a tease
I come to find now as the days grow more open
It is going to take more than the words that are spoken.
1/10/08
oh me oh my but I'm not that way
for a stranger to poke me in the hay
I need a drink some chips and lox
before you get to touch my crotch.
10/21/07
I don't have stuff that you'll desire, no pool
My car isn't nifty, won't make me look cool
No posh address or trips that are haughty
However I'm fun and perhaps a bit naughty
I'll not have that easy retirement, no golf
I will be the old chick who parties her ass off
So don't be expecting no prada, no mercedes
You've a better chance of snow fall in hades.
10/19/07
Wow there has been no po-em for all to see
I guess theres been a lack of creativi-tee
My head must be muddled and in the sand
My fingers distended cant type for the hand
I'll have to change this sorry state of being
Grab the muses of po that is now fleeing
Oh what the hell I'll lets just keep the flow
Cause my head from my ass I just don't know.
10/07/07
My oh my what is wrong with me
totally unkevtchy how can that be?
Life seems fine and right and good
All right here in the neighborhood.
10/5/07
Creepy little ugly things there upon the shelf
I'll light a match, set them afire all by myself
I hate their eyes their nose and the lopy way they walk
I'm sure that they would hate me to if only they could talk
10/4/07
There once was a self centered laddie
That never did care you were saddie
Its all about him
Might care for a whim
But stopped cause he's busy - thats baddie
9/25/07
There once was a driver from H.E.
Who got stuck in traffic no tee hee
she swore and got pailer
sounded just like a sailor
And hoped it won't show up on T.V.
9/23/07
My unders are up my butt most steathily
I'll need a forcept to get them out healthily
I'm hoping that I'm causing no damage or strife
The bits down there are a big part of my life
I am shy cause I'm wearing a thong most the time
Those unders start out in your butt, so sublime!
No wrangle nor wrestling nor fighting for space
Your thong is right there not all over the place.
Today I tried wearing some panties unordinare
They had full hind coverage some fabric to spare
The experiment tho wise was not happy in end
It got all bunched up and I spotted a trend.
At the library the stacks were my place of retreat
I stuck my hand in, grabbed them out of my seat
Moving on to the future I'm taking great care
To always wear the floss kind of dainty underwear
9/22/07
No haircut for me today
Unless lots of cash I would pay
decided on nyet
not even a set
Supercuts here I come hiphurray
9/21/07
There once was a blogger named Tos
Who thinks at some times hope is loss
she started to write
snd occasionally bite
To show that on her grows no moss
1 comment:
The dear lady I know as Tos is much more American than you are. She would have yelled "HEY LADY, IF YOU'R WRITIN' YOUR LIFE STORY MAKE IT A SHORT ONE" or something more witty, turning an irritating episode into street art/entertainment for fellow commuters. Her example has led me into a lot of trouble here in England, where the most severe public rebuke is a scowl and a "tut".
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