argh

menopause. Its a blast. The heartburn, the belching, the sweating. Every morning I wake up singing I feel pretty than immediately go pluck the new stray chin hairs which rapidly are becoming cheek hairs. and my god....the white pubic hairs. That is like a slap in the face of your sexuality. Yea mate, you may feel randy and such but we are going to remind you as soon as you drop your drawers that you would be better served baking muffins or brushing up on your canasta skills....dead sexy.