Friday, February 8, 2008

Email chain letters!!(&)($#*()^&*(!*(&^

I absolutely positively hate email chain letters. These are a bit more despicable than regular mail chain letters as they are no work at all to forward. At least if you mailed a chain letter you had to extend some effort but with the email you just click and forward. I either have to tell you that god has found his way to my community or read a schmaltzy story then forward or my tits will fall off, my vagina will drop 12 inches and that is just the beginning of my ills. I got one recently that told me that starting tomorrow I will have a horrible day. No shit sherlock!! I have a kid with the flu, a filthy house to clean up, shopping to do, fitting in some work, taking care of my mom's apartment and get the oil changed in my car.

Anyway, the case is that suggestions to the subconscious are very strong. What I choose to do when I delete these things (I'm getting pretty good at determining what they are by the subject line and DELETE!) is to tell myself that tomorrow is going to be a GREAT day cause I have power over my own luck. Luck is not something that just happens but something that you create. So today, instead of forwarding the latest email chain letter and annoying my nearest, dearest and those unfortunate to have their email address in my box, I am going to be pleasant, caring and do what I can to make this day a good day for everyone to get some good karma back.....even if it flippin' kills me.

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